Substitute Sycophant Tee
Substitute Sycophant Tee
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Introducing the "Substitute Sycophant Tee" - the perfect attire for the newly minted HOA president, handpicked not for their leadership skills but for their unparalleled talent in brown-nosing the property management company. This shirt, emblazoned with "I'm the HOA president and a liar" in the most unapologetically bold dark gray text against a stark white backdrop, is a must-have for any leader who finds themselves in charge not by merit, but by the mysterious disappearance of their predecessor. Rumor has it, the previous president made a swift exit stage left, possibly to avoid the pesky nuisance called accountability.
As the latest in HOA fashion, the Substitute Sycophant Tee is not just a piece of clothing; it's a statement. It says, "Yes, I am the puppet of the property management company. Yes, I might be pocketing a little something on the side (but who's asking, right?), and yes, I have turned the art of wasting community funds and harassing local whistleblowers into my personal mission statement."
Wear it with pride at the next board meeting, during your covert coffee chats with the property manager, or while drafting your next cease and desist letter to the community hero trying to save everyone from your reign of terror. The Substitute Sycophant Tee is the perfect way to say, "I'm here, I'm insincere, and I'm not going anywhere."
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